hahahaa...yesterday was the day i went for interview for TPM (tenaga pengajar muda) in UiTM, Shah Alam. man, i was so scared bcoz 5 panels are judging me huhuu but was i relieved everything is settled i don wanna put high hopes coz there were like 30 candidates...and all of them are great. huhuuu, i dun think i'll tell u all in detail bout yesterday...soo, wanna share sum yg klakar ok...here goes. ohh yaaa, klu korg nk tau...ader 5 panels tau...scarrryyyy...
soo, inilah citer nyer =>
panel 1 : "makrai bin manichan...the name is different...ur father is?"
me : (i cepat2 jawab) "JAWA".
panel 1 : ohhh, i tot mamak td...no, not mamak...jawa.
panel 2 : ..not jamak eh? *jamak = jawa + mamak...kih3x
me : no..no..no...
panel 1 : ur father birth cert...ur a graphic dsgnr, why don u do sumting wif this...
soo, inilah citer nyer =>
panel 1 : "makrai bin manichan...the name is different...ur father is?"
me : (i cepat2 jawab) "JAWA".
panel 1 : ohhh, i tot mamak td...no, not mamak...jawa.
panel 2 : ..not jamak eh? *jamak = jawa + mamak...kih3x
me : no..no..no...
panel 1 : ur father birth cert...ur a graphic dsgnr, why don u do sumting wif this...
heheee
dean : i think u shud bring ur father to jbtn pndftrn n renew his birth cert k.
panel 1 : coz it is sooo in terrible condition..nti u photostat byk kl pon mmg x clear.
dean : mmg sesuai mntk yg br..
me : (happily ckp)...ok ^_^'.
panel 2 : what if u get a position here n might be transfered to merbok, trengganu sarawak or even yaman?
me : ~gladly jwb~ uishhh...no problem. i'll bring my chilld too..
panel 2 : husband? nk tgl kn dia sorg2 kt umah?
me : off coz la bwk, nti kn kebas org lak..lain citer lak nti kn.
panel 2 : ala, skrg ckp la ok saya x kisah kn hantar mana2...tp bla dpt nti tau2 menteri call kt anak en makrai nk stay kt shah alam...macam mana?
me : xper, i xder kabel.
panel 2 : skrg xder la...nti dpt, mcm2 kabel kuar..
me : ~tersengih2 heheee~
panel 3,4 & 5 : blalalalalala
me : blalalalala
so, last2 1 soalan kuar
panel 3 : since ur quite small...how can u control ur students...coz ur students mayb bigger, taller than u n might be having attitude probs...
me : mu stregth is my voice, it's quite loud...that's what most of my lecturers told me b4. so yaa, wif my voice. alto i'm small n petite...but wif my voice i think i'll be able to handle them.
panel 3 ~smile~
then it was tq time n
panel 2 : do u know that ur stregth is ur voice...when u speak it's really loud n clear. we can understand clearly what ur saying. if u hold on to this n find sumthing that really need ur vocal. u can go far. why dont u join TV3..be a newscaster or broadcasters...
me : (wif muka pelik) haaa??? i'm not beautiful so i dont tink i fit there..
panel 2 : u dont need to be beautiful...if u r shy pki la topeng...
the rest pon ketawa2...
panel 1 : or if u really want to be an educator, the gvrnment are giving oppotunities to people to be cikgu sandaran. mayb u can gain xperience as an educator there. then if ur satisfied u can come back here n be one of us..
me : i'll take all that as an advice. thanks for having me here n for ur time.
the panels : thank 2 u too nurin
panel 1 : coz it is sooo in terrible condition..nti u photostat byk kl pon mmg x clear.
dean : mmg sesuai mntk yg br..
me : (happily ckp)...ok ^_^'.
panel 2 : what if u get a position here n might be transfered to merbok, trengganu sarawak or even yaman?
me : ~gladly jwb~ uishhh...no problem. i'll bring my chilld too..
panel 2 : husband? nk tgl kn dia sorg2 kt umah?
me : off coz la bwk, nti kn kebas org lak..lain citer lak nti kn.
panel 2 : ala, skrg ckp la ok saya x kisah kn hantar mana2...tp bla dpt nti tau2 menteri call kt anak en makrai nk stay kt shah alam...macam mana?
me : xper, i xder kabel.
panel 2 : skrg xder la...nti dpt, mcm2 kabel kuar..
me : ~tersengih2 heheee~
panel 3,4 & 5 : blalalalalala
me : blalalalala
so, last2 1 soalan kuar
panel 3 : since ur quite small...how can u control ur students...coz ur students mayb bigger, taller than u n might be having attitude probs...
me : mu stregth is my voice, it's quite loud...that's what most of my lecturers told me b4. so yaa, wif my voice. alto i'm small n petite...but wif my voice i think i'll be able to handle them.
panel 3 ~smile~
then it was tq time n
panel 2 : do u know that ur stregth is ur voice...when u speak it's really loud n clear. we can understand clearly what ur saying. if u hold on to this n find sumthing that really need ur vocal. u can go far. why dont u join TV3..be a newscaster or broadcasters...
me : (wif muka pelik) haaa??? i'm not beautiful so i dont tink i fit there..
panel 2 : u dont need to be beautiful...if u r shy pki la topeng...
the rest pon ketawa2...
panel 1 : or if u really want to be an educator, the gvrnment are giving oppotunities to people to be cikgu sandaran. mayb u can gain xperience as an educator there. then if ur satisfied u can come back here n be one of us..
me : i'll take all that as an advice. thanks for having me here n for ur time.
the panels : thank 2 u too nurin
as i were packing my portfolio...
panel 2 : ok, beg tue x sesuai...
me : hehee beg free, i pki jer...
haaahhhh, tue jer snipet tok interview smlm...ader lagi citer kt tengah2 but x yah ar citer sume kn? citer sket pon dh penat..
ok la guys, thanks for the endless support...if i dont make it, well i'll try sum other time...
there will be other lights hopefully soon, till then i dunt wanna feel heart broken or quiting. insyaallah, ader rezeki mana2 pon boley...
8 comments:
kehkehkeh!!! meh tayang beg free tuh.. aku ingt depa nk suh hang msk reality show psl kekuatan vocal hang....
hehehe...pasal beg tue yang pelik...ada ke dipertikaikan...insyallah dapat...rezeki anak..mana2 ada....jangan risau...kita berusaha sama2 yer....chaiyo---chaiyo....
kak ngah~
hahahaha...haa, sok kasi upload gambar itu beg ehhh.
hehehee, mcm nie nk kn ader org sponsor beg nih...
ishhh kak ngah, klu nk tau sy x pandai nyanyi..jd jgn la nk masuk realiti show...banjir kilat kang kl nih hakhakahakkk!
ein~
tue yg x larat tue...time last2 kn lak beg nih kn kutuk...dh la berjasa sbb bwk portfolio yg berat. hehehee insyaallah, klu ada laaa.
nie yg terasa nk bkk bisnes nihhh..
jual per yer? huhuuu
nurin, u pegi interview TPM ke? my sis now a TPM jugak. kat uitm kedah. sure bole dapat la tu. insyaAllah.
ape la panel tu tanya pasal size u & how u will handle your student pulak. my sis lagi kecik kot, ok jek. hehehe...
alyyani~
a'ahhh...oh yer ker? dia under fakulti mana? huhuu, ye ker? rmi candidates tau..segan lak. hakhakhak... ^_^'
oke, kr ur sis pon petite la gak eh? tue la size doesnt matter btul x? x ley la judge a book by its cover kn? heheee best la ur sis, doa kn la ehhh...dh cb. skng tawakal jer la...huhu
a'ah, kecik je. tapi badan je kecik, suara mmg layak jd lecturer. huhu.. almaklumla anak sulung. suka bg lecture.
my sis is in entrepreneur course
faculty mane i tak sure. business kot eh? heheh..
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